nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Enhydro Skeletal Smoky Amethyst with Hematite inclusions - Brandberg, Goboboseb, Namibia

Im gonna be 20 in six days. Holy shit

deportallwhitepeople2k14:

chicagotribune:

Teal pumpkins signal safe Halloween treats for kids with allergies
Halloween can be scary for children with severe food allergies.
But this year families in Chicago and beyond are reaching out to kids who can’t eat peanuts, milk or other common allergens by putting a teal-colored pumpkin on their front porches as a signal that they are handing out treats that are safe.

Cool idea

make this nation wide?

deportallwhitepeople2k14:

chicagotribune:

Teal pumpkins signal safe Halloween treats for kids with allergies

Halloween can be scary for children with severe food allergies.

But this year families in Chicago and beyond are reaching out to kids who can’t eat peanuts, milk or other common allergens by putting a teal-colored pumpkin on their front porches as a signal that they are handing out treats that are safe.

Cool idea

make this nation wide?

latenightalaska:

jasonfnsaint:

Billy Madison (1995)

"Man, I’m glad I called that guy!"

instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this

bonjourtriceratops:

spheress:

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

THIS IS AMAZING

Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’

i did not expect this from collegehumor

thesylverlining:

worstcats:

Cats vs Dogs the eternal battle


I’m not sure this is a cat

thesylverlining:

worstcats:

Cats vs Dogs the eternal battle

I’m not sure this is a cat

  1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
  2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
  3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
  4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
  5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
  6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
  7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
  8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
  9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
  10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
things to remember, n.m. (via owlsandwinter)
bayareamom:

Makes me sad

bayareamom:

Makes me sad

blanksexual:

coralreefer420:

This happened a couple of days ago on Facebook. They let me change Coral Reefer to Coral Fish, (my original screen name..) but have now changed their minds and locked me out from my profile, which is the profile I manage the page many of you have added. Hopefully the page won’t be effected, but honestly I don’t know, and can’t log in to check out. I’m pretty frustrated that @Facebook thinks I need to show a photo ID to use a profile. As an individual working in a legal grey area I have always valued keeping my last name discrete, and I don’t think it’s appropriate for @Facebook to make the decision for me that my legal name is public knowledge. Fuck you Facebook. Fuck you.

Now think about how trans people, aswell as people fleeing domestic violence feel.

This issue hurts a lot of fucking people. What the hell is wrong with facebook??

blanksexual:

coralreefer420:

This happened a couple of days ago on Facebook. They let me change Coral Reefer to Coral Fish, (my original screen name..) but have now changed their minds and locked me out from my profile, which is the profile I manage the page many of you have added. Hopefully the page won’t be effected, but honestly I don’t know, and can’t log in to check out. I’m pretty frustrated that @Facebook thinks I need to show a photo ID to use a profile. As an individual working in a legal grey area I have always valued keeping my last name discrete, and I don’t think it’s appropriate for @Facebook to make the decision for me that my legal name is public knowledge. Fuck you Facebook. Fuck you.

Now think about how trans people, aswell as people fleeing domestic violence feel.

This issue hurts a lot of fucking people. What the hell is wrong with facebook??

charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office